twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

happybutts:

peacocks look like they speak french

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(Source: llamasaremybestfriends, via whoinspiresyou)

stevey226:
First of all, using my name was a bit of a cop out but I'm uncreative, okay! SECOND UP THAT RATING!

What rating?…

stevey226:
S, T, E, V, N, G, I, L, S

S - Do looks matter? 
     To an extent yes, but a personality is more important

T - What kind of underwear are you wearing? 
     Calvin Klein White Boxers 

E - Do you smoke?
      No, not anymore

V - How far have you gone?
      About as far as a nun

N - Top 5 traits in a person you want a relationship with?
      Funny, they aren’t clingy, they don’t do music, good cook and aren’t      that bothered about their appearance

G - If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 - 10 what would you be?
      10 I am flawless…Nah I’d give myself a 3

I - 5 turn ons
    Urm… I dunno :s

L - Would you ever date someone of another race? 
      Yeah…

mahleriana:

ya i want the D

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nvm

Gotta love till eulenspiegel

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Extremely Invasive Questions. GO.

  • A: Are you a virgin?
  • B: 3 biggest pet peeves
  • C: Celebrity crush?
  • D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
  • E: Do you smoke?
  • F: Do you drink?
  • G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
  • H: Longest relationship and with who?
  • I: 5 turn ons
  • J: 5 turn offs
  • K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
  • L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
  • M: What is your sexual orientation?
  • N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
  • O: Who are you crushing on right now?
  • P: Who is your bestfriend?
  • Q: Your guilty pleasure?
  • R: Who was your first kiss?
  • S: Do looks matter to you?
  • T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
  • U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
  • V: How far have you gone?
  • W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
  • X: Are you circumcised?
  • Y: Do you name your private parts?
  • Z: What are your three favorite blogs?